"Well I can see how it's close to the hair. Since hats generally cover up hair. Given their purpose in life." Sadly none of this was actually sarcastic. He was just talking and well talking. "And an outfit like that they tend to have hats to go along with them. For however long they're actually worn." Now he was straying close to why he knew about these outfits.

Harper realised this information might not be appreciated by someone like Dylan. He waved a paw and shrugged in a way that made it look like he might actually bounce like Tigger would. "So boss, what did you want to talk about?" He isn't sure this is a safer topic to move onto.